1. When someone wakes up the sleeping baby
2. Smelly people
3. Not being able to finish something in the time I have allotted for it
4. My husband pestering me about sex
5. People tying the bread bag in a knot
6. Bad endings in movies
7. My older son jumping on the bed right next to the baby
8. Dirty bathrooms
9. Not being able to find an ingredient in the store
10. Getting home from a store only to realize that I bought the wrong thing
11. When I'm tired and the baby won't sleep
12. People "should-ing" on me
13. Not having enough money to do what I want, when I want
14. The speed at which the hair on my legs and bikini area grows back after shaving
15. Chin hairs
16. The human race, myself included
17. Christian's need to spread the word
18. Customer service reps who don't know the answer but choose to act like they do instead of finding out for sure
19. When I want to eat something but all the dishes or silverware are dirty
20. Traffic jams caused by people just slowing down to stare at the mayhem on the other side of the median
We have all been there. Stuck in a traffic jam, trying to figure out what it is at the end of the long line of cars in front of you. You swerve over slightly trying to get a better angle to see what the hold up is, as if that is going to make you go any faster. Maybe it just gives us the peace of knowing so that we may make guesses about how long it will take to get home. Finally you get to the front and realize that there is actually nothing happening on your side of the median at all but that the entire traffic jam has been caused by people slowing down just to stare at <insert random traffic hold up here> happening on the OTHER side! As soon as you pass this spectacular event that has occurred on the other side of the road, traffic immediately speeds back up to normal and everyone is back on their way. So annoying!!!!
